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>.> you guys are retodde

2009-07-31T08:40:22.251+02:00

>.> you guys are retodded. is URI a failed URL? i’m fracking confused.

wait…i am tired, listen to str

2009-07-19T11:06:33.975+02:00

wait…i am tired, listen to strange music and so on i am listening to Sound of horror – Organ grind it is kind of disturbing

This is the real size and shap

2009-07-14T01:18:28.395+02:00

This is the real size and shape of my penis:———\_ ———\_|—–Enjoy.

give an emo kid a match, he’ll

2009-07-12T06:02:26.535+02:00

give an emo kid a match, he’ll be warm for a moment set the emo kid on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

Comedian fail!!! :-p

2009-07-07T04:53:33.327+02:00

Comedian fail!!! :-p

How does anyone get an MBA in

2009-07-04T19:05:08.148+02:00

How does anyone get an MBA in English? Does one use it to go into business selling dictionaries?

hahah nice burn. don’t worry,

2009-07-04T19:02:58.343+02:00

hahah nice burn. don’t worry, i’ll fix it so you end up my shower. we can maybe just stay there for a while, leave the fossils for later…

we can meet and… discuss some

2009-07-04T19:01:18.493+02:00

we can meet and… discuss some fossils… if you’d like? where do you live, i’ll meet you half way.

Yeah right. Even though your

2009-07-04T18:59:48.628+02:00

Yeah right. Even though your reply was a direct response to her post.

Engineering schools and scienc

2009-07-04T18:58:48.718+02:00

Engineering schools and science departments are bastions of sanity, despite the smell that often accompanies them. You misfired though, ethan; Art History majors are the cream of the ‘majority.’ You think an MBA in English is useless? “Come one, come all and be amazed, come see the Master of Art History go from zero (on the respect scale) to barista in just ONE graduation day!”

So you are saying those who ca

2009-07-04T18:54:29.108+02:00

So you are saying those who cannot read are minorities? Ouch.

You mean like pointing the wro

2009-07-04T18:53:59.153+02:00

You mean like pointing the wrong end of the rifle during firing practice?“man, this here scope shure is dark.”

i was responding to Tiamat, wh

2009-07-04T18:50:39.453+02:00

i was responding to Tiamat, who failed by saying ‘the first two words’ instead of ‘the first and last words’. correction FAIL.

Maybe last week sucked? You sh

2009-07-04T18:48:59.603+02:00

Maybe last week sucked? You should have posted your reply last week

thanks k,(re: skaldroms commen

2009-07-04T18:48:29.648+02:00

thanks k,(re: skaldroms comment) yes us aussies do read this site (and we do c americans as devils- our fav saying here is ‘only in america!!)

gah, where do you get it from!

2009-07-04T18:47:28.073+02:00

gah, where do you get it from! i hate you killerwit!

Just say: “The joke would be f

2009-07-04T18:47:20.585+02:00

Just say: “The joke would be funnier if you used ‘twentyone-year-olds.’” *Ahem*

So, what are you saying? You a

2009-07-04T18:46:09.858+02:00

So, what are you saying? You actually did laugh, but you don’t think you’re really dead?! Are you even stoned?

raelalt: You guys have all the

2009-07-04T18:44:30.008+02:00

raelalt: You guys have all the answers don’t you? Killerwit: 42 [wonder mutt: How many roads must a man walk? Ineverfial: What do you get if you multiply six by nine? {you could add: "The question is: What is the question", quite similar to jeopardy, eh?}] aaaaanon: 42!

ahem … aaanon … if you haven’t

2009-07-04T18:43:20.113+02:00

ahem … aaanon … if you haven’t read the thread … don’t bother trying to make a Prefect comment

hm…being a good guesser FAIL.

2009-07-04T18:41:30.278+02:00

hm…being a good guesser FAIL. What do you get if you multiply 42 by the 42nd root of the 42nd root of the number of comments on failblog.org from November, 21, 2007?

hahaha. i guess so. i didn’t a

2009-07-04T18:38:50.518+02:00

hahaha. i guess so. i didn’t actually hate it, i just didn’t follow it properly so i got lost by the end. my fault.

He needn’t walk, it’s easier t

2009-07-04T18:37:50.608+02:00

He needn’t walk, it’s easier to hitch-hike. Yet more dangerous. Vogons hate hitch-hikers.

Roasting NUTS over an open fir

2009-07-04T18:34:50.878+02:00

Roasting NUTS over an open fire……..nothing says a get together better than that.

Oh shi, you’re right. “Well do

2009-07-04T18:34:10.938+02:00

Oh shi, you’re right. “Well done, K… Come to my house for the after-party…”

No, there’s more fine print co

2009-07-04T18:31:41.163+02:00

No, there’s more fine print covering that eventuality:Failblog employees, their families, pets, microscopic parasites, and bodily fluids, are prohibited from entering contests.

Whoo! Great joke! No really

2009-07-04T18:27:31.538+02:00

Whoo! Great joke! No really ha ha ha ha ………………………. no I’m not done yet….. ha ha ha

“I’ve already answered that qu

2009-07-04T18:25:40.038+02:00

“I’ve already answered that question, cee cee. And that may be so, but you turned a small joke into a big deal.” From what I’ve heard it is a pretty small joke…

jesus, i’m glad i was asleep f

2009-07-04T18:25:32.550+02:00

jesus, i’m glad i was asleep for this epic thread. am i too late to join in the cuddles?

DUDE again with the life story

2009-07-04T18:19:10.623+02:00

DUDE again with the life story! You remind me of that character on Monkey Code….do you play with your sword too.

Good Lord I’m not even mad at

2009-07-04T18:19:03.135+02:00

Good Lord I’m not even mad at the youngin. He probably got me the “Burn of the Week”, so I should say thanks, Tiamat Ruler on a job well done.Fuzz I didn’t know you went both ways? O.oORGY!!!!

Commenting on threads all day

2009-07-04T18:16:42.513+02:00

Commenting on threads all day long is classified as a life to you? Yea you’re really living it up, buddy. *shaking my head in sadness of you pathetic life*

fucking failblog we don’t have

2009-07-04T18:14:32.708+02:00

fucking failblog we don’t have to do all of your work! you can look for some too! we don’t get money from all of your lame ass banners!lazy failblog!

hmmm where do u live i want to

2009-07-04T18:11:46.291+02:00

hmmm where do u live i want to show u how we realy use knives

How many emo kids does it take

2009-07-04T18:11:41.299+02:00

How many emo kids does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? None. Emo kids can’t even FIT in a lightbulb.

Invalid Question Emo kids are

2009-07-04T18:10:03.113+02:00

Invalid Question Emo kids are incapable of doing Basic human task, such as change light bulbs, washing dishes, and living.

By a chance, are you emo? And

2009-07-04T18:09:31.493+02:00

By a chance, are you emo? And it’s ‘nu-wave’ ;p

erm… emo kids… means nothing…

2009-07-04T18:09:24.005+02:00

erm… emo kids… means nothing… i think you mean depression, not new wave/punk kids in skinny jeans.. research before you write

Old. Like your mom. /win.

2009-07-04T18:08:13.278+02:00

Old. Like your mom. /win.

OMG! i think the laws of the u

2009-07-04T18:07:43.323+02:00

OMG! i think the laws of the universe temporarily started to collapse there. *masturbates* although, isn’t it pretty weird that you’re masturbating over a female version of yourself…

touche. i like my aliens legal

2009-07-04T18:06:43.413+02:00

touche. i like my aliens legal as well. the illegal ones make me too nervous.

i have never heard that witty

2009-07-04T18:05:13.548+02:00

i have never heard that witty one-liner, or any variation thereof, in my entire life. well done!

how the hell would you get 17.

2009-07-04T18:03:53.668+02:00

how the hell would you get 17.at most 8 you numbnuts,even then how the hell do you maintain a sitting position while in the air in the upper sorner of a room.so in space potentially 9.and i say infinite, they all climb the ladder and miss the top step because their hair is in this eyes, falling and dying. over. and over. and over. and over. and over. and over.{//.o} \m/ – UEmo rocks

you need 5 because the room ha

2009-07-04T18:02:33.788+02:00

you need 5 because the room has only 4 corners ^^ then 4 emos get in every corner of the room and 1 can change the light bulb xD (//.o) <– i hate emos

@ “If K was there … and she wa

2009-07-04T18:02:03.833+02:00

@ “If K was there … and she was emo … would you offer K emo therapy?”THAT’S MY O YOU SONOFABITCH! SHANNANIGANS!

You get that on my dragon tat

2009-07-04T17:59:54.028+02:00

You get that on my dragon tat and you will see some serious *FOOOM!!*age. :p

;__ ; yes there is. crap i’m c

2009-07-04T17:57:54.208+02:00

;__ ; yes there is. crap i’m crying over cats, does this make me an emo kitten? *dies* stop masturbating people please!

With so much Masturbating goin

2009-07-04T17:57:34.238+02:00

With so much Masturbating going on in here, you’d think that the cat species on Earth are pretty much extinct by this point

*picking up pieces of brains t

2009-07-04T17:56:34.328+02:00

*picking up pieces of brains to make stew* Brain stew Mmmmmmmmm

I’m male, straight, single, an

2009-07-04T17:55:04.463+02:00

I’m male, straight, single, and might even marry you if you were pretty enough. To further your posse: *masturbates*